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Array ( [sid] => 152633 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Drunk on the Highway [time] => 2009-08-27 14:27:16 [hometext] => Silly and realistic, but it never happened to me. [bodytext] => I've really messed up this time
I made it off of the straight line
I've been drunk on the highway
There's really not much for me to say

Cause what I did was truely wrong
Either that or my mind is truely gone
Now I can't tell my left from right
and I think I'm loosing my eye sight

It all started when I was sitting at the bar
I couldn't find the keys to my car
I think my friend found it for me
Then he helped me to the car cause I couldn't see

What happened next I'll give you a hint
I'd been in a serious accident
Of course I did a hit and run
It's a good thing I didn't had a gun

Once I got caught I went to jail
for about three months or until a bail
Now I'd stopped my drinking habits
The next time I see a beer I won't reach out and grab it

[comments] => 1 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Keykey [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Drunk on the Highway

Contributed by Keykey on Thursday, 27th August 2009 @ 02:27:16 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I've really messed up this time
I made it off of the straight line
I've been drunk on the highway
There's really not much for me to say

Cause what I did was truely wrong
Either that or my mind is truely gone
Now I can't tell my left from right
and I think I'm loosing my eye sight

It all started when I was sitting at the bar
I couldn't find the keys to my car
I think my friend found it for me
Then he helped me to the car cause I couldn't see

What happened next I'll give you a hint
I'd been in a serious accident
Of course I did a hit and run
It's a good thing I didn't had a gun

Once I got caught I went to jail
for about three months or until a bail
Now I'd stopped my drinking habits
The next time I see a beer I won't reach out and grab it

Copyright © Keykey ... [ 2009-08-27 14:27:16]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Drunk on the Highway (User Rating: 1 )
by Ambivalence on Thursday, 27th August 2009 @ 08:19:14 PM AEST
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nice! i wish drunkards would change that easily after an accident...good job
take care

-K.Z.

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