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[aid] => mick
[title] => Bathroom Talk
[time] => 2009-07-05 21:34:10
[hometext] => I think I met the most shallow human being in a bathroom.
[bodytext] => Awkward silence entrapped me while waiting in the Ladie's room; Two girls were chatting about the handsome features of their grooms. All I could think was, " These girls have to want more than a chiseled chin"; I then preceded to commit the most heinous of all sins. I decided to speak to these "seemingly" superior beings; It was after the brunette was pondering if she would have an ugly baby worthy of fleeing. I reassured her that beauty would be in her child; I showed her a picture of my daughter and she kind of fake-smiled. I told her my daughter was a beautiful girl with the long, dark hair; she said that she could not see any beauty and looked at me with a glare. I walked away in a state of awe and pain; she definitely has a shallow person's brain. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 43 [informant] => lesoleilnoire [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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