Your Poetry Dot Com

Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!

Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+

Custom Search


Welcome !	Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link	29-May 17:39:49 AEST

Menu

· Our eBay Store

· Error Submit

Poetry

· Submit Poetry

· Least Read Poems

· Members Listing

· Old Site Post 2001

· Old Site Pre 2001

· Poetry Archive

· Public Domain Poetry

Stories

· Stories (NEW ! )

· Submit Story

· Story Topics

· Stories Archive

· Story Search

Community

· Our Poetry Forums

· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

Site Help

· FAQ

· Feedback

Members Areas

· Your Account

· Members Journals

· Premium Sign-Up

Premium Section

· Special Section

· Premium Poems

· Premium Submit

· Premium Search

· Premium Archive

· Premium Topics

Fun & Games

· Jokes

· Bubble Puzzle

· Cross Word Easy

· Word Hunt

Reference

· Dictionary (Rhyming)

· Site Updates

· Special Content

Search

Top

Help This Site

· Donations

Others

· Moderators

Our Other Sites

· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

Social

Array ( [sid] => 15118 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => BUSH 'N BLAIR - TWO STOOGES IN DESPAIR [time] => 2003-03-28 23:25:00 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Bush 'n Blair in despair
How come they wont surrender?
Bush 'n Blair what a pair
They sit in all their splendour

Tooled up with weapons here and there
Cruise missiles, Abrams, MOABs
'We can land a frigging guided bomb
any-friggin-where'

'So why won't they surrender George?'
'I don't friggin' know!'
'Why ain't they dancin' in the street Tony? '
'Well it was your U.S. friggin' show!'

'Look George you little a**
I tried to give you some kind of class'
'But you stuck up your index finger
To peace and now we're a dead-ringer
For two dumb-skull friggin albatross!'

'So Tony, what the friggin' hell do we do?
We need to make 'em understand
Old Rummy had the script laid out
Surely it's not too much to demand

'That they play their part real neat 'n sweet
Just lay down here or run like hell
Not stand and fight and make a fuss
My God man, they're just like us!'

Except they stand firm with no guns
They have no lasers or guided stuns
No MOABs, no stealths, no cruise
And still
'We lose and lose and lose!'
[comments] => 3 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 43 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )

BUSH 'N BLAIR - TWO STOOGES IN DESPAIR

Contributed by Steeleyes on Friday, 28th March 2003 @ 11:25:00 PM in AEST
Topic: oops

Bush 'n Blair in despair
How come they wont surrender?
Bush 'n Blair what a pair
They sit in all their splendour

Tooled up with weapons here and there
Cruise missiles, Abrams, MOABs
'We can land a frigging guided bomb
any-friggin-where'

'So why won't they surrender George?'
'I don't friggin' know!'
'Why ain't they dancin' in the street Tony? '
'Well it was your U.S. friggin' show!'

'Look George you little a**
I tried to give you some kind of class'
'But you stuck up your index finger
To peace and now we're a dead-ringer
For two dumb-skull friggin albatross!'

'So Tony, what the friggin' hell do we do?
We need to make 'em understand
Old Rummy had the script laid out
Surely it's not too much to demand

'That they play their part real neat 'n sweet
Just lay down here or run like hell
Not stand and fight and make a fuss
My God man, they're just like us!'

Except they stand firm with no guns
They have no lasers or guided stuns
No MOABs, no stealths, no cruise
And still
'We lose and lose and lose!'

Copyright © Steeleyes ... [ 2003-03-28 23:25:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

Advertisments:

Previous Posted Poem | | Next Posted Poem

Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more

All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.

Re: BUSH 'N BLAIR - TWO STOOGES IN DESPAIR (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 29th March 2003 @ 09:06:31 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

of your poem i agree not
and i think your view belong in the pot
Sharon

Re: BUSH 'N BLAIR - TWO STOOGES IN DESPAIR (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 29th March 2003 @ 02:04:19 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

I must say I dont agree with this either.
Sharon said the rest.
Michelle

Re: BUSH 'N BLAIR - TWO STOOGES IN DESPAIR (User Rating: 1 )
by bush_akbar on Wednesday, 16th February 2005 @ 07:15:38 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

Where were you when Saddam Hussien was murdering his own people by the thousands?

Where were you when Saddam Hussiens torture chambers were in use?

Where were you when Saddam Hussien did not comply with the 16 U.N. Sanctions?

Where were you when our pilots were being shot at my air to surface missles in the no fly zones?

Where were you when the mass graves were found after the invasion?

Where is your digust on Saddam Hussien?

Way to go BUSH and BLAIR.
Let the tomahawks FLY.

While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com