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[aid] => mick
[title] => BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
[time] => 2009-05-26 08:24:19
[hometext] => Don't betray a Wyoming Woman, you'll be sorry if you do!
[bodytext] =>  BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN Never, Never, I repeat....... anger a Wyoming Woman, Never, Never, I say, betray her if you do.......... brace yourself for action? A Wyoming cowboy's wife came home unexpectedly. She found her husband in bed with another woman........... and went plumb crazy!!! Before he could rise, she knocked him out! Dragging him downstairs, a complete "wipe-out!" She released all her fury, Using super human strength she dragged him into the barn in a hurry! He started "coming around" in the tool shed. In a vice she secured his "you know what" and threw the handle away......... It was blood-red! She then picked up an old rusty carpenter's saw. He yelled, "You can't saw it off.......that's against the law!" She said, "Why dear, I wouldn't think of doing that!" Then, she handed the saw to him, and screamed, "You dirty rat!" "I'm going to town for a cold beer, after I set this shed afire! You can do whatever your heart shall desire!" ******************************* This was sent to me in an email I simply couldn't resist! The poem is mine........  May 25, 2009 ************************************ " Revenge, at first though sweet, Bitter 'ere long back on itself recoils." ~John Milton~  *Vengeful Smiles* [comments] => 6 [counter] => 455 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 24 [ratings] => 6 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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