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[sid] => 149953
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => bold as brass
[time] => 2009-05-17 16:57:23
[hometext] => WARNING! may offend:)
[bodytext] => bold as brass, bold as brass you are you come into my village and dump all your cr-- have sex with all the women and drink me out of tap you sit on your arse and order 4 main course scratch your nuts and fart like like a horse your hansom, tough, and bold as brass but that dont stop the fly`s buzzin around your arse all the women flock together and whisper about your lord oh you fithy brut you`ve dropped your dacks and flashed your bearded sword now they`ve all fainted and passed out in the mud and you just sit there, wink and give me 2 thumbs up no man dares aproach you for fear of the smell now your walking over to the horse trough, and?? OH BLOODY HELL!!! you swine, you`ve twinkled in the horse trough thats the 3rd 1 today mate your frightening the horses put that thing away arm stretched out you fart and kill the cat raise your head to the sky and say "oh jesus i needed that!" plonk your bum back down and order 10 more glass you may not be a hero but to me mate your as bold as bloody brass!:)) [comments] => 0 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => shanat [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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