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[aid] => mick
[title] => UnHoly Saint
[time] => 2009-04-29 11:00:55
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => There was a saint that I met once and asked him Why are you a saint why am I not? He answered – because I’ll go to heaven whilst in hell you’ll rot Because I am a saint and you are not! I asked - Why did you become a saint? He answered - Why did you not? I said – Because I am holier than thou! He said – no you’re not! I said – mine is the earth It’s my given lot, heavens not mine it belongs to the divine And divine you are not! Heaven is not your given lot! He said – that is why in hell you will rot! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 221 [topic] => 43 [informant] => thezenmonkey [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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