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[sid] => 149096
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[aid] => mick
[title] => A sad tale
[time] => 2009-04-13 03:31:34
[hometext] => A very sad, and very true story.
[bodytext] => I bought a goldfish yesterday. Twenty-four cents I had to pay. The girl who sold him said she'd give him six, maybe twelve months to live. I took him home, and put him in a bowl, then went outside, and took a stroll. Well, it turns out that lady lied! At eight P.M. my goldfish died! How cold and cruel of her to say he'd live even a single day! And though my broken heart was crushed, little Goldie soon got flushed. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 296 [topic] => 7 [informant] => 3660days [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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