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Array ( [sid] => 14850 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Working Parts [time] => 2003-03-24 23:25:00 [hometext] => I wouldn't be so bold as to comment
on this nonsense [bodytext] => The on and off of many switches
activate by finger twitches,
Machines that sew, when treadle put
perform quite well with either foot.

Pick any wine and when it's chosen
tells its worth, by placing nose in.
To drive a car, you must see well
so use your eyes or straight to hell.

A door bell rings by magnet flux
like arms that swing at hockey pucks.
To bump and grind when in a clinch,
you use your keester in a pinch.

To dye your hair with red or green
and add the sheen is quite obscene.
a tummy tuck has but one reason
It's really just for people pleasin'.

G_D may chuckle, verily
that bodies' work summarily,
There may have been a master plan
which wound up being other than.

[comments] => 4 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Working Parts

Contributed by norm on Monday, 24th March 2003 @ 11:25:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The on and off of many switches
activate by finger twitches,
Machines that sew, when treadle put
perform quite well with either foot.

Pick any wine and when it's chosen
tells its worth, by placing nose in.
To drive a car, you must see well
so use your eyes or straight to hell.

A door bell rings by magnet flux
like arms that swing at hockey pucks.
To bump and grind when in a clinch,
you use your keester in a pinch.

To dye your hair with red or green
and add the sheen is quite obscene.
a tummy tuck has but one reason
It's really just for people pleasin'.

G_D may chuckle, verily
that bodies' work summarily,
There may have been a master plan
which wound up being other than.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-03-24 23:25:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Working Parts (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Tuesday, 25th March 2003 @ 02:47:49 AM AEST
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Well, I'll be bold! :))) This is great ... you have such wonderful talent. Love it. ... Jan

Re: Working Parts (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 25th March 2003 @ 05:52:33 AM AEST
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I'll be bold too! This is a very strange piece of work but it is really good. Something about it works. I look forward to reading more.

sleepless_siren

Re: Working Parts (User Rating: 1 )
by okokjazz on Saturday, 29th March 2003 @ 07:46:00 AM AEST
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I really like the rhthm of this - you make a change from the norm by being able to write in a coherent and touching way without your subject being morbid or depressing like so much poetry we see...i take my hat off to you!

Re: Working Parts (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Friday, 4th July 2003 @ 10:53:44 AM AEST
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No 4 of 10.
You would not believe what I've had to do since this morning......!!!!!!!

Herein you've written brilliant verses
not least the last the mind immerses.
The comments too quite frequently
exude a similarity
twixt those to thee
and those to me

We are thought different from the rest
with sense of humour perhaps blessed
When I read yours I do incline
to think some couplet rather fine

To what extent you may devine
my jealousy doth oft opine
when comparing yours with mine
I damn well wish I'd wrote that line!!!!!!

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