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[aid] => mick
[title] => Over-Heard Conversations at Parties
[time] => 2009-03-07 23:20:00
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[bodytext] => I not really fat' he said 'I am anorexic, just not very good at it.' 'I can't keep a girl friend I am too, uh, big down there they say it hurts.' 'I didn't say I loved you I said I often think of you. That's what I said.' 'I have to give up drugs I am hallucinating the girl of my dreams.' So I told her it was ok she could sleep with him but she would have to pay for that pair of shoes we saw at Nordstrum's.' 'So my Dad says All I am asking for is a Some Sex Marriage.' So he says he is not gay he just likes men. I thew up on him and he was so sweet he wiped it off and I tipped him a dollar. And then I found out that the tattoo he put on my butt was his ex-girl friend. Girl, he is ugly no way around the facts unless you saying he is packing. She stood there and let all the men get a good look at her cleavage. How can you compete with that? I don't really read books and stuff like that takes too long. I told him he never listens to me and he said 'What? ' I don't know, the honey moon was a disaster we made love for only about five hours and he started complaining about his back. What's your name again? You got a girlfriend? Yes, she said. So he heard us making love on the answering machine the thing was on room monitor. I told him the baby was his. Couldn't sleep at all last night Vibrator ran out of batteries. So he said 'You are bleeding is that normal? 'Normal' I said Bleeding? And then I passed out. Well he is very tall, got big feet, a big nose. and bedroom eyes All the things I need right now. I had to set him free. Hard to be with a man prettier than you. I hate these parties and the food is bad. Don't know why I come. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 43 [informant] => lnnie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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