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first class Jack Ass or asses tried and true.
It would be nice to place it on the news
and maybe shame you the way that you do,(to others)

Try as I may I cannot help but be dismayed.
The crap and the cruelty that was displayed.
Yet at the same time I cannot feel sorry,
I have no pity left just a lack pile of apathy.

Then the anger flared deep from within.
I had the vision of popping you one on the chin.
Of course we know that wont happen,
that is not how you play, you hide and seek tomorrow today.

If I had an old can I would mold a big ass
and shape it just right , why do you ask?
So it can be proudly handed over as a prize just for you
to display for all to see for all that you do.

Then when someone should ask,
it would bring a smile to see what you say
when you need to repent and repeat once more today
I have been awarded an ass cause that is what I am
so this is my prize molded right out of a can.

Of course you take pride in that Jack ass or asses that you are.
I am surprised you don't display it on the mirrors of your car.
Just remember yea two in all that you do.....
An ass at times may find a boot planted, with very little room.

Karma shall shift, karma will rise
and when the day comes it will be you who is surprised
you may walking around the proud "butt head"
with nowhere to hide and wish you were dead.

So for tonight I will dream of my can
the molded ass award and the you that is a true sham.
Though you may give out the lickings real good
one day you may reconsider and never wish that you did.

That Jack ass award may come back to haunt you.
And people will grin and shake their heads at you.
The world will all turn all their backs on you,
who wants to be hanging around with a jack ass, a big stinky doo doo? [comments] => 8 [counter] => 706 [topic] => 63 [informant] => shelby [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => hbadday )

First Class Jack Ass

Contributed by shelby on Saturday, 7th March 2009 @ 04:35:20 AM in AEST
Topic: hbadday

You have won first place the award fits you
first class Jack Ass or asses tried and true.
It would be nice to place it on the news
and maybe shame you the way that you do,(to others)

Try as I may I cannot help but be dismayed.
The crap and the cruelty that was displayed.
Yet at the same time I cannot feel sorry,
I have no pity left just a lack pile of apathy.

Then the anger flared deep from within.
I had the vision of popping you one on the chin.
Of course we know that wont happen,
that is not how you play, you hide and seek tomorrow today.

If I had an old can I would mold a big ass
and shape it just right , why do you ask?
So it can be proudly handed over as a prize just for you
to display for all to see for all that you do.

Then when someone should ask,
it would bring a smile to see what you say
when you need to repent and repeat once more today
I have been awarded an ass cause that is what I am
so this is my prize molded right out of a can.

Of course you take pride in that Jack ass or asses that you are.
I am surprised you don't display it on the mirrors of your car.
Just remember yea two in all that you do.....
An ass at times may find a boot planted, with very little room.

Karma shall shift, karma will rise
and when the day comes it will be you who is surprised
you may walking around the proud "butt head"
with nowhere to hide and wish you were dead.

So for tonight I will dream of my can
the molded ass award and the you that is a true sham.
Though you may give out the lickings real good
one day you may reconsider and never wish that you did.

That Jack ass award may come back to haunt you.
And people will grin and shake their heads at you.
The world will all turn all their backs on you,
who wants to be hanging around with a jack ass, a big stinky doo doo?

Copyright © shelby ... [ 2009-03-07 04:35:20]
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Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 7th March 2009 @ 04:40:51 AM AEST
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Wow, you tell 'em, Michelle!!! You really dish it out on a platter with this one.

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Saturday, 7th March 2009 @ 08:49:49 AM AEST
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It seems you have come across one first class Jack Ass..O.k my dear Lady in this write you have lashed him very nicely..:-)venkat

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by Recyclebin on Saturday, 7th March 2009 @ 09:42:16 AM AEST
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LOL. Michelle your a mixture of ice and fire arn't you..loved it onc again

You know I will be honest
some believe I can be an ass****, but they are worng... I'm the whole ass if they get me to that point .. :o)
Thanks
~Bin~

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 8th March 2009 @ 12:19:41 PM AEST
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You venomous little vixen!! haha

Michelle, my dear, I love you. I love you because you tell it like it is and don't give a rats a**
who hears. You say what ALL of us wishes we had the courage to say (at one time or another).
Kudos for your bravery. Kudos for your exactness. And kudos for this write! It is absolutely
perfect and curse he who has put this foul mood in motion. (Or should we be thanking him?
You did, after all, get this out of it! lol) Excellent "lashing" as venkat called it! lol

*hugs*

~ Breezy

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 8th March 2009 @ 05:30:05 PM AEST
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stinging, witty and funny. what a write!

-phil

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 9th March 2009 @ 12:46:52 AM AEST
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Sounds like my ex.
You go girl, let it out.
Beautifull work and yeah, funny.
Big lub, huggs, smiles,
emy

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by Ess3nc3 on Thursday, 12th March 2009 @ 05:04:16 PM AEST
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A fine display of witticism Michelle. You couldn't have said it better. I deem it a very healthy way to verbally put your foot up someone's ass. Excellent work. :).

Re: First Class Jack Ass (User Rating: 1 )
by ingeniusidiot on Friday, 20th March 2009 @ 10:28:33 AM AEST
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I have been at the receiving end of your sharp tongue my friend and I never wish to in that position again...so whomever this is written to I feel sorry for them. because to have something like this written about them I am sure that they deserved it...because you dont dish out your wrath without a good cause.

it was funny at parts but once again you did a great job....you say what alot of us wish we had the nerver to say.

Rich

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