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Array ( [sid] => 147910 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Boobies All Different Sizes [time] => 2009-02-11 12:28:44 [hometext] => This is purely for a laugh! I wrote this about four to five years earlier and I decided to take this and re-write it last month. Enjoy. [bodytext] => Boobies all different sizes, boobies all different lengths
The feel of them will make your body start to freeze and tense

If you catch a hold of them, you must take your pick
Get your tongue ready as, you are bound to lick

Boobies all different sizes, boobies so long and wide
I know they’re big but they won’t hurt you so don’t run and hide

I wish I had a pair of mine so I could squeeze all day
I guess I’ll have to make do with what my wife’s got, eh?

Boobies all different sizes, boobies all different shapes
They’re like a force; they’ll pull you in that you cannot escape

If you manage to run then, don’t forget to touch
The feel of them, the squeeze of them, you’ll never get enough

Boobies all different sizes, the craze will never stop
You’re so intent on getting them; they’ll make your whole face drop

The touch of them is smooth and soft, we treat them like our friend
With a grin you’ll beg for more, and suck them til the end

Boobies all different sizes, boobies are the best
If you’ve taken one from her, why not take the rest?

The boobies are going fast so grab one while you can
It doesn’t matter who’s they are just put one in each hand

Boobies all different sizes, there’s no boobies left
Everyone has had a taste, a taste of the breast

All the boobs are gone so it’s time to stop all this
Until the next batch of boobs comes along, that is!
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Boobies All Different Sizes

Contributed by crookedpoet09 on Wednesday, 11th February 2009 @ 12:28:44 PM in AEST
Topic: oops



Boobies all different sizes, boobies all different lengths
The feel of them will make your body start to freeze and tense

If you catch a hold of them, you must take your pick
Get your tongue ready as, you are bound to lick

Boobies all different sizes, boobies so long and wide
I know they’re big but they won’t hurt you so don’t run and hide

I wish I had a pair of mine so I could squeeze all day
I guess I’ll have to make do with what my wife’s got, eh?

Boobies all different sizes, boobies all different shapes
They’re like a force; they’ll pull you in that you cannot escape

If you manage to run then, don’t forget to touch
The feel of them, the squeeze of them, you’ll never get enough

Boobies all different sizes, the craze will never stop
You’re so intent on getting them; they’ll make your whole face drop

The touch of them is smooth and soft, we treat them like our friend
With a grin you’ll beg for more, and suck them til the end

Boobies all different sizes, boobies are the best
If you’ve taken one from her, why not take the rest?

The boobies are going fast so grab one while you can
It doesn’t matter who’s they are just put one in each hand

Boobies all different sizes, there’s no boobies left
Everyone has had a taste, a taste of the breast

All the boobs are gone so it’s time to stop all this
Until the next batch of boobs comes along, that is!




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Re: Boobies All Different Sizes (User Rating: 1 )
by BornReckless on Wednesday, 11th February 2009 @ 01:18:10 PM AEST
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Interesting topic, i bet babys all over the world feel the same way!


Re: Boobies All Different Sizes (User Rating: 1 )
by simsalabim on Wednesday, 11th February 2009 @ 10:28:13 PM AEST
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yah...2nd dimension be damned...


Re: Boobies All Different Sizes (User Rating: 1 )
by freckle on Tuesday, 21st April 2009 @ 05:19:18 PM AEST
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Crooked.....
Being the owner of a rather large set of these things....I can tell you in all honesty that I found your poem quite entertaining.

Ok, so you won't win any nobel prizes with it; but I bet you can win a boobie prize! (ok, corny but who REALLY cares???)

Life is way to short to be serious all of the time. Sometimes I read poetry for inspiration, sometimes to see if one is expressing a feeling I'm having, sometimes as a challenging competition...oh jeez, for any multitude of reasons...and mostly, for entertainment.

You have entertained me with your lighthearted poem. Thank you and please continue posting!

Carol


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