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Array ( [sid] => 147831 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Maggie Jones [time] => 2009-02-06 16:07:44 [hometext] => [bodytext] => So I’m sitting at my desk shooting spitballs with Seth,
(Seventh grade, Ms. Van Pappelon)
Hoping it’s not grilled cheese in the cafeteria again,
When she walks into the room:
Maggie Jones.

This girl would give me a hard-on in a coma.
Well developed for her age,
Some might say.
Long black hair
Smoother than Ken Griffey, Jr.’s swing
(In the ‘90s of course)
Deep green eyes,
And that skirt she’s wearing is riding higher and higher.

I’ve thought about it a lot,
And I’ve decided today
I’m going to ask Maggie Jones out.

The hours ‘til school lets out pass
Slower than Grandma climbing a flight of stairs.
The bell finally rings.
Let the match begin.

A twelve-year-old with a porno can’t get hard
Faster than seventh graders can clear a classroom.
As everyone else scurries out, I approach Maggie,
Making my move like a one-armed man juggles.

My nerves are eating through me
Like maggots on roadkill.
I try to keep it under control–
While I’m at it, I’ll just raise the dead from the grave.
So there I am,
Ready to pop the question.
And I kind of just spit it out,
“Maggie will you go out with me?”

Then it swoops in like a crashing Airbus,
A punch in the gut from a heavyweight champ;
“What do you mean you don’t even know my name?
We’ve lived on the same street since grade two.”

Defeated, crushed, squashed and pulped like orange juice,
I walk 10,000 miles to get back home.
The front door seems almost as heavy as my heart.
I’m dragging my feet more than Spot drags his ass.

The next day I can’t bring myself to return fire to Seth,
When this girl walks in I’ve never seen before.
Smooth blonde hair, short denim skirt.
“Meet your new classmate,” says Ms. Van Pappelon,
“Katie Smith.”

I think about it a bit,
And I decide that today
I’m going to ask Katie Smith out.
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Maggie Jones

Contributed by chris1189 on Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:07:44 PM in AEST
Topic: MiscPoems



So I’m sitting at my desk shooting spitballs with Seth,
(Seventh grade, Ms. Van Pappelon)
Hoping it’s not grilled cheese in the cafeteria again,
When she walks into the room:
Maggie Jones.

This girl would give me a hard-on in a coma.
Well developed for her age,
Some might say.
Long black hair
Smoother than Ken Griffey, Jr.’s swing
(In the ‘90s of course)
Deep green eyes,
And that skirt she’s wearing is riding higher and higher.

I’ve thought about it a lot,
And I’ve decided today
I’m going to ask Maggie Jones out.

The hours ‘til school lets out pass
Slower than Grandma climbing a flight of stairs.
The bell finally rings.
Let the match begin.

A twelve-year-old with a porno can’t get hard
Faster than seventh graders can clear a classroom.
As everyone else scurries out, I approach Maggie,
Making my move like a one-armed man juggles.

My nerves are eating through me
Like maggots on roadkill.
I try to keep it under control–
While I’m at it, I’ll just raise the dead from the grave.
So there I am,
Ready to pop the question.
And I kind of just spit it out,
“Maggie will you go out with me?”

Then it swoops in like a crashing Airbus,
A punch in the gut from a heavyweight champ;
“What do you mean you don’t even know my name?
We’ve lived on the same street since grade two.”

Defeated, crushed, squashed and pulped like orange juice,
I walk 10,000 miles to get back home.
The front door seems almost as heavy as my heart.
I’m dragging my feet more than Spot drags his ass.

The next day I can’t bring myself to return fire to Seth,
When this girl walks in I’ve never seen before.
Smooth blonde hair, short denim skirt.
“Meet your new classmate,” says Ms. Van Pappelon,
“Katie Smith.”

I think about it a bit,
And I decide that today
I’m going to ask Katie Smith out.




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Re: Maggie Jones (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:20:47 PM AEST
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i liked this write, it was very brash and it made me chuckle actually lol

-phil


Re: Maggie Jones (User Rating: 1 )
by Balmain_Tiger on Friday, 6th February 2009 @ 04:46:15 PM AEST
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yep like a dog with its tail....
never ever give up.
Did Katie go out? or does the cycle continue?


Re: Maggie Jones (User Rating: 1 )
by Mars on Saturday, 7th February 2009 @ 11:14:33 PM AEST
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A little childish (in a good way, I liked it, I wouldn't change a thing). I thought it was cute. It reminded me a bit of how I used to be =). Oh, those were the days... but then again, so are these, last time I checked =D.




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