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Array ( [sid] => 147598 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => To Get With Me [time] => 2009-01-24 13:12:58 [hometext] => haha A poem I wrote when I was 15... so true. haha [bodytext] => If you’re not worthwhile, I won’t give you the time of day.

So if you’re not worth it, don’t waste my time, just go away!

You’re probably not what I want, you’re probably not what I need,

Because to be with me, normal girl’s expectations you will have to exceed.

To be with me, you must love God, and believe he’s died for you.

That’s the only way you can say you’re with me, and have it actually be true.

You can say that you like me; you can say that you care,

But if you’re not a Christian, don’t even bother to stare.

I may just talk with you, or may be just nice,

But believe me, you have no chance, if you don’t have Christ.

You could say it’s a pipe dream; you can say what you want,

But I have high expectations, something that can’t be bought.

It doesn’t matter what race, or what color you are,

Because if we have God in common, you will go far. (Not in that way) lol

If your intentions are bad, or you want me for that one reason,

There’s no way you can get with me, not even for a season.

Why should I lower my standards so you can higher yours?

You might as well give up and think of me no more.

You could feed me lines, anything to get a date,

But if you’re not a Christian, I will never be your mate.

Just because I talk to you, you may think you have succeeded,

But boy don’t kid yourself, believe me, you’re only conceited!

I may just look at you, maybe pass a glance,

But it doesn’t mean that you’ll ever have a chance!

Don’t kid yourself; you’ll never get with this,

I’m may be the one girl, which you most likely, will never kiss!

So give up boy, before it’s too late,

Because I think I see a girl who you could probably date. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 176 [topic] => 56 [informant] => EcuaOrgullo310 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
To Get With Me

Contributed by EcuaOrgullo310 on Saturday, 24th January 2009 @ 01:12:58 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry



If you’re not worthwhile, I won’t give you the time of day.

So if you’re not worth it, don’t waste my time, just go away!

You’re probably not what I want, you’re probably not what I need,

Because to be with me, normal girl’s expectations you will have to exceed.

To be with me, you must love God, and believe he’s died for you.

That’s the only way you can say you’re with me, and have it actually be true.

You can say that you like me; you can say that you care,

But if you’re not a Christian, don’t even bother to stare.

I may just talk with you, or may be just nice,

But believe me, you have no chance, if you don’t have Christ.

You could say it’s a pipe dream; you can say what you want,

But I have high expectations, something that can’t be bought.

It doesn’t matter what race, or what color you are,

Because if we have God in common, you will go far. (Not in that way) lol

If your intentions are bad, or you want me for that one reason,

There’s no way you can get with me, not even for a season.

Why should I lower my standards so you can higher yours?

You might as well give up and think of me no more.

You could feed me lines, anything to get a date,

But if you’re not a Christian, I will never be your mate.

Just because I talk to you, you may think you have succeeded,

But boy don’t kid yourself, believe me, you’re only conceited!

I may just look at you, maybe pass a glance,

But it doesn’t mean that you’ll ever have a chance!

Don’t kid yourself; you’ll never get with this,

I’m may be the one girl, which you most likely, will never kiss!

So give up boy, before it’s too late,

Because I think I see a girl who you could probably date.




Copyright © EcuaOrgullo310 ... [ 2009-01-24 13:12:58]
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