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[aid] => mick
[title] => Good King Wenceslas. A parody à la, a Pogo Christmas
[time] => 2008-12-13 12:15:08
[hometext] => I was always an admirer of Walt Kelly's Pogo and his 'Deck The Halls"
[bodytext] => Good kinky Wench has, last looked out on a feast of edam. When a cheese ball hit her snout, round and crisp and even. Brightly shone her nose that night, and the pain was cru-el Till the doctor arrived on site with his bag of to-oools "Hey there nurse stand by me, excuse me if I'm yelling Kinky wench can hardly see, I need to stop the swelling. Bring me ice and crush it fine, bring me Q-tips hither You and I got here just in time, poor Wenchy's in a diiii-ther." Doc and nurse forth they went, up nostrils went together Though the Wenchies loud lament, never let up ever. "Doc the swellings stopped for now and the bleeding's better Kinky wants to get up now, I think that we should lettttt her." Wenchie's nose is swollen red, and very near to doubling But by now the fondue's hot.. and the cheese is a bubbling In her doctor's steps she trod to the fondue table. "I cannot smell but it looks so good, I'll eat some when I'm aaaable." Like Rudolph her nose did shine, glowing red most brightly Swollen, like a Gouda ball, in truth it was most unsightly. Fights with Cheese and whines are surely not for Christmas Bless us one and all, and help clean up the chee-eeese mess. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 307 [topic] => 51 [informant] => pooper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Event )
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