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[title] => Welcome To The Stage an ATG production...
[time] => 2008-11-18 19:40:30
[hometext] => Just a Joke. Somebody asked me to write a poem about them so I made it into this sort of side show act. Please let me know what you think.
[bodytext] => Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, a person of a race that seems not to age. A wonderful character, its gender not known, and yes ladies and gentle men, the size of a gnome. Now what is the name of this magical beast? Well to some it is dimples, though i like that the least. But to save from scientific debate we will for the sake of argument, name this one Kate. Please observe my specimen my pleasant guests, yet please don't get distracted by the size of its breasts. This rare creature is sought for by most, but seems to have acquired a strange liking for your host ... For references sake i heist en to add it is often the goal of a fetish plagued lad. However, despite from these tiny qualms, it has been documented that its short little arms have been duelly observed to render many a dish, of exceptional splendor! A few more things before the show ends, recommendations for Kate can only depend, for if a listener decides for a pet, then my astute friends there are things you should get. A number of racks for shoes and for jewels many a patience and short little stools. much time to thought you should also lend, to the fact this creature is crazy to spend, as i regret to inform you , do not gag it has a strange craze for things green and of bag. Also, be careful with this delicate soul, One wrong footing and and she will squash to your sole. Thankyou for patience and have a good night, I wish you a safe journey and bless you from plight. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 219 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ATG [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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