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[sid] => 1454
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pink Elephants
[time] => 2002-07-30 13:40:26
[hometext] => This is for the people who love to party... and for those same people who actually remember the stupid things they say or do! lol... hope you enjoy this!
[bodytext] => Pink elephants dash across the room
Pounding out that ageless tune... I'm wishing I could pound the elephants. I know better than to drink a lot But I never say, "I better not..." The elephants are laughing at me. Ugh... groan... splitting headache... Staring out at the smooth lake As the elephants make it spin. Round and Round and Round she goes Where the lake stops... nobody knows... The elephants do. They say to never drink alone... So I called up my friends on the phone... Wait... who's the wise guy that brought the elephants? Hiccup... great... how to hide this... Wait, I'll be back... I need a list... Of why elephants don't get hangovers... Tired, draggy, limbs won't move, Pink elephants still dancing across the room... Next time ya'll... don't bring the Pink elephants... maybe blue???? ZZZZ ZZZZ Z ZZZZ ...... [comments] => 3 [counter] => 205 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ginsdance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 22 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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