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[title] => Medical Form!
[time] => 2008-09-16 18:26:31
[hometext] => There is a question on a medical form...........
[bodytext] => There is a question on a medical form That requires an answer that is the norm And so while answering this came to mind (Just shows you how much I waste my time!) I can remember when I was but three About half way past my big dady's knee When I was out in our back yard just playin' The sun wasn't shining because it was raining Being the good lad I always was... (not!) Playing in the mud, the water and the rot I can remember I really needed to go Upon my face the strain really did show I couldn't make it back into the house So there I stood as quiet as a mouse And out it did come, that so needed poop Ran down my leg and into the muddy soup And so you may see when asked on a form The answer is yes, it must be the norm! OOPS ..... :-) P.S. The question was: Have you ever soiled yourself? [comments] => 4 [counter] => 383 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Mick_Puttock [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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