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[sid] => 144800
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Machine Loving Man
[time] => 2008-08-30 06:47:14
[hometext] => Technophilia is just around the corner...
[bodytext] => This man's holding a sign at the crosswalk that states something along the lines of "I hate Mary. I hate Joseph. Why them as the perfect Christian couple? Why not me and my TV?" He's like that Aussie who decided to marry his flat screen— at least I assume it's not an old Sanyo or one of the younger HDTVs; he'd probably want the port to be his age. I can't help but try to answer his heretical questions that jerk around with my Catholic soul; talk along the lines of, "Does God live in the TV? Can Jesus be born from a womb of circuitry?" Then again, I am one to talk; I wear a wedding ring and so does my Dick: my wonderful Larry. But, we clearly love each other and much more so than this heretic's TV reception. It can't even pick up the morning news at eleven. But, what's more a disgrace? Me and my Larry having to wed in Canada, or some guy on the street who preaches Mecha and embraces his box inside closed doors? I'd say they're both just as bad or blurry when displayed on the screen. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 213 [topic] => 41 [informant] => skyhawk432 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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