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and it has many bumps
A word limit is posted that you must not exceed
Or you will get a critic to talk about your deed

And if you write inebriate and happen to be stopped
You'll show your literary license and tell the cop your plot

Or you'll be off to jail and there you'll face the judge
And he will hear your verse and fine you if it's not

And get yourself insured in case you accident
And hit another poet while writing malcontent

The writing club is ready to help you when you call
To bring an extra word or two and help you to enthrall

Poetry road is paved with rhyme
And slippery when wet
Oh drive over the water puddle
And get those poets wet
Those pencil packing poets
Write better when they're sad [comments] => 7 [counter] => 268 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jaavys [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Poetry Road

Contributed by jaavys on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 08:40:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Poetry road is paved with rhyme
and it has many bumps
A word limit is posted that you must not exceed
Or you will get a critic to talk about your deed

And if you write inebriate and happen to be stopped
You'll show your literary license and tell the cop your plot

Or you'll be off to jail and there you'll face the judge
And he will hear your verse and fine you if it's not

And get yourself insured in case you accident
And hit another poet while writing malcontent

The writing club is ready to help you when you call
To bring an extra word or two and help you to enthrall

Poetry road is paved with rhyme
And slippery when wet
Oh drive over the water puddle
And get those poets wet
Those pencil packing poets
Write better when they're sad




Copyright © jaavys ... [ 2003-03-17 20:40:00]
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Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 08:48:39 PM AEST
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excellent! *takes out her pen, makes note to watch this poet* hehe


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 10:02:41 PM AEST
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Lovely write, Jaavys.... Last 2 lines are true for me...
Jenni


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 10:18:38 PM AEST
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This was really cute,very true with some lines!
Great peice by far! Christina


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by jaavys on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:18:11 AM AEST
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thank you for the compliment. I'm glad you liked it. Later


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by jaavys on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:19:36 AM AEST
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I know what you mean. I'm often accused of writing blue. It feels good to get in something funny once in a while


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by jaavys on Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:20:55 AM AEST
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thank you christina, i'm glad you liked it. Your last name is not Patton...is it?


Re: Poetry Road (User Rating: 1 )
by jaavys on Saturday, 22nd March 2003 @ 02:40:05 AM AEST
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Coming soon to your poetry site. I hope you like it.




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