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[aid] => Mick
[title] => THE FLIM FLAM MAN
[time] => 2003-03-17 16:00:00
[hometext] => There's something likeable about a true con man. But watch out! Don't try to outwit a pro...he'll always get the best of you!
[bodytext] => Watch out people!
Wham wham wham Here comes that bounder The Flim Flam Man! He's dapper, he's dandy, he's smart as he's shrewd, Conning and cunning and so he'll delude. Bamboozle, perusal, ham ham and scram He'll steal your socks As fast as he can! You've got to steer clear Of the Flim Flam Man. With top hat and cane He'll dance you to death. Round, round and round You won't catch your breath. He'll flim you and flam you, He'll cheat and he'll lie. Busy, soooo busy, You'll just love this guy. A rogue and a scoundrel He'll fool us - you bet! Rickety, rackety He's not through just yet. Foolery, droolery Singsong and more, Before you know it, His foot's in the door. Finagling, nageling Piffery pop, He'll put on a show So, best holler "Cop!" Slippery, dippery All smiles and brass Hippity, dippity Flippity flop He's sure got the ticket At this he won't stop. And so you may say When all's said and done He'll not give up easy Until he has won. And what does he want? This flash in the pan He won't be denied He's the Flim Flam Man. ___________________ [comments] => 3 [counter] => 323 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Varro [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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