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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
[time] => 2003-03-17 01:40:00
[hometext] => Just alittle fun Jim and me put together for St. Patricks day!!! LMAO!!
[bodytext] => Lucky little leprechaun
dancin round the clover field
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow’s gone
how much did he steal?
Lucky little leprechaun pocket full of gold
pants are sagging to his knees
his buttocks getting cold
cinches his belt to hold them up
as gold spills every where
Lucky little leprechaun
should have had a tighter pair of pants
and maybe some underwear
Lucky little leprechaun
picks up as much as he can
sticks it in his shoe
off to his mushroom home he ran
Falling on to his greedy face
lucky little leprechaun
Couldn’t keep his pace
Lucky little leprechaun
laying in the gold
looks up from the ground
where his luck began to unfold
a little lepre cop stood gazing down on him
he new now his time had come
and his lucky days were slim
unlucky little leprechaun
stared back in disbelief
knowing that his luck was gone
he surrendered to the lepre chief
Unlucky little leprechaun
whisked off in the patty wagon
looks down to his little green pants
that were no longer saggin
as a thought of things he would have done
go racing through his head
and all of the things he could have done
Unlucky little leprechaun should have stayed in bed!
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[informant] => mckayla
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[score] => 20
[ratings] => 4
[editpoem] => 1
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Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
Contributed by
mckayla
on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 01:40:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Lucky little leprechaun
dancin round the clover field
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow’s gone
how much did he steal?
Lucky little leprechaun pocket full of gold
pants are sagging to his knees
his buttocks getting cold
cinches his belt to hold them up
as gold spills every where
Lucky little leprechaun
should have had a tighter pair of pants
and maybe some underwear
Lucky little leprechaun
picks up as much as he can
sticks it in his shoe
off to his mushroom home he ran
Falling on to his greedy face
lucky little leprechaun
Couldn’t keep his pace
Lucky little leprechaun
laying in the gold
looks up from the ground
where his luck began to unfold
a little lepre cop stood gazing down on him
he new now his time had come
and his lucky days were slim
unlucky little leprechaun
stared back in disbelief
knowing that his luck was gone
he surrendered to the lepre chief
Unlucky little leprechaun
whisked off in the patty wagon
looks down to his little green pants
that were no longer saggin
as a thought of things he would have done
go racing through his head
and all of the things he could have done
Unlucky little leprechaun should have stayed in bed!
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mckayla
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by LJ on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 01:47:57 AM AEST
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LOL!!
Very Very Cute!!! |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 01:53:01 AM AEST
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| Rofl! adorable! |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by taffimai on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 12:57:01 PM AEST
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| excellent - a must read poem for leprechauns of all shape size and form. |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by Feelin_Like_A_SadFellow on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 02:19:38 PM AEST
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| very amusing... leprechauns!!! |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by roisin on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 06:07:21 PM AEST
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smiles again...wish you could have posted it with the funny graphics...
rosie |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by karoody on
Monday, 17th March 2003 @ 07:52:36 PM AEST
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| hahahah! thank you for sharing this! i really needed that laugh. take care, my friend. happy st paddy's day |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by bobotheclown on
Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 03:02:48 AM AEST
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Hehe very creative. U create a lot of empathy for the leprechaun... u can't help but feel sorry for him. Very cute keep on writing!
Bobo (Joel) |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by Chef-Boy-R-C on
Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 11:14:25 AM AEST
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| ha!ha! Thanx for the poem, it really made my day. |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by LadyDama on
Tuesday, 18th March 2003 @ 02:03:13 PM AEST
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| ROFL... this is so precious!!!... oh man, i'm just giggling over here... awesome poem... blessings and thanks for the smiles! |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by wolfflow on
Friday, 21st March 2003 @ 03:26:23 PM AEST
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| beware the wrath of the leprechauns!!! |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by AngryPrincess on
Saturday, 26th April 2003 @ 08:49:09 PM AEST
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how clever! lol great job here, i laughed my buttocks off...
Lindsey |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by WordPoet on
Wednesday, 30th April 2003 @ 05:52:05 PM AEST
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| What an absolutely wonderful poem. I really enjoyed it. Keep up the fantastic work. |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by Wrybod on
Monday, 5th May 2003 @ 02:15:10 AM AEST
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I'm a little leprachaun
lost a lotta gold
they got the one as stole it
lyin in the cold
Brought me back me treasure
isn't it a pain
gotta find a rainbow
to bury it again |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by fluffy on
Friday, 6th June 2003 @ 04:38:34 PM AEST
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i like this! its so good! you know, lucky person!
xxxx |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by Merry on
Saturday, 22nd November 2003 @ 03:47:57 PM AEST
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hehehehe - very good indeed - those pesky little fellows are always in some sort of trouble -
merry |
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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by ArdRi79 on
Tuesday, 25th November 2003 @ 01:05:41 AM AEST
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LOL dangit! this is a funny poem...mutters tuluralura laddio
:P |
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