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My Uncle Pat

Contributed by BananaMan on Saturday, 7th June 2008 @ 10:40:56 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



My uncle Pat,
He likes to rap,
He likes to say what a lovely day,
While he was rapping with his eyes closed,
He tripped over a stone and broke every bone.




Copyright © BananaMan ... [ 2008-06-07 22:40:56]
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Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by Bluebell on Saturday, 7th June 2008 @ 11:02:26 PM AEST
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welcome to the site!!!! good job for your first one! keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluebell


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Saturday, 7th June 2008 @ 11:11:52 PM AEST
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Hi, thanks for the smiles this brought.
I enjoyed it very much.
I would have used "broke his nose" in the last line, but that's just me...

Welcome to YPDC... I know you will enjoy it here..
Jenni_K


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy on Saturday, 7th June 2008 @ 11:12:18 PM AEST
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Hey BananaMan! Welcome to the site........this is very good for your first poem! I looking forward to reading more from you.....well done!!

Puppy :)


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Sunday, 8th June 2008 @ 05:31:55 AM AEST
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I love your screen name. Welcome to ypdc.
This poem mad me smile.
Other than the fact he took a trip and broke every bone.. *smiles*

Michelle


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by PlainFreshRain on Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 10:51:48 PM AEST
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Little Brother...

You crazy man you
Welcome to poetry

Conal


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by SLou on Sunday, 14th September 2008 @ 01:07:29 AM AEST
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it made me laugh!
sarah


Re: My Uncle Pat (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 14th September 2008 @ 11:28:50 PM AEST
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Good poem!
Reminded me of Tom Bombadil, by JRR Tolkein; The Stone Troll!!!
beth




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