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Array ( [sid] => 142624 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Believe in Christ [time] => 2008-05-24 10:31:31 [hometext] => A humorous poem about Jesus, not preachy or anything [bodytext] => My Mama said,
"Believe in Christ".
I told her,
"Believe in me".
So I shipped off to Israel the next day
Anyway,
I must admit,
I looked out of place,
Being a white boy with a pale face.
But soon enough I made some friends,
Picked up a couple of fishermen,
They were bored so they followed my every step.
You could say I was quite the celebrity,
Loved by many,
And some even feared me,
The latter put me on a stick,
It turned out fine,
I bounced back quick.
And after all that,
With the beat in my chest,
I caught the first boat back west,
Mama asked,
"Do you believe now son?"
I said,
"Mama, you should see what your boy's gone and done". [comments] => 4 [counter] => 230 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Zork [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Believe in Christ

Contributed by Zork on Saturday, 24th May 2008 @ 10:31:31 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My Mama said,
"Believe in Christ".
I told her,
"Believe in me".
So I shipped off to Israel the next day
Anyway,
I must admit,
I looked out of place,
Being a white boy with a pale face.
But soon enough I made some friends,
Picked up a couple of fishermen,
They were bored so they followed my every step.
You could say I was quite the celebrity,
Loved by many,
And some even feared me,
The latter put me on a stick,
It turned out fine,
I bounced back quick.
And after all that,
With the beat in my chest,
I caught the first boat back west,
Mama asked,
"Do you believe now son?"
I said,
"Mama, you should see what your boy's gone and done".

Copyright © Zork ... [ 2008-05-24 10:31:31]
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Re: Believe in Christ (User Rating: 1 )
by Voice of the Silent on Saturday, 24th May 2008 @ 01:02:13 PM AEST
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Roflmao I get it funny but most people will look down on this kind of humor but i am open minded and find it funny and a good write

Re: Believe in Christ (User Rating: 1 )
by safetyinnumbers on Sunday, 25th May 2008 @ 10:11:54 AM AEST
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I think even Jesus would find the humour in this poem....nice work....

....Jesus ice cream on a stick
eat him cold
eat him quick....

Re: Believe in Christ (User Rating: 1 )
by ratty on Tuesday, 27th May 2008 @ 08:46:15 AM AEST
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funny written.......

Re: Believe in Christ (User Rating: 1 )
by Ambivalence on Monday, 2nd November 2009 @ 12:35:50 PM AEST
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pretty good for a religious humurous poem, i kind of see some irony in here

take care

-K.Z.

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