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Array ( [sid] => 141886 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular [time] => 2008-04-26 16:37:20 [hometext] => This is something completely different for me. No structure, no rhythm. Just me having fun and writing. [bodytext] => "Needless to say" needs to be eradicated from our minds.
If it's needless to say, then don't say it. But damn...I use that one.

Invest money in good toothbrushes or even gum.
There's nothing like someone talking and covering their mouth or looking down.
Especially if it's a member from the opposite sex...and worse yet, she might have good teeth.
If I can't look at her teeth, let her have pretty eyes. Give me something.

I want to believe in having faith rather than having faith in believing.
I feel it is healthier for one to put aside the dogma of life and just let loose.
You can't capture running water. Even Einstein couldn't do that.

I love to hear and tell jokes, and you should too.
If you are in church, different story. Or at a funeral. That counts too I suppose.

Read books like you eat food. Unless you weigh under 100 pounds.

My hero Kurt Vonnegut wrote to never use semi-colons; that they are "transvestite hermaphrodites,
representing nothing." I still don't know what he's talking about, but that man changed my life with
that sentence. Have fun, live a little, laugh a lot.

To those still pandering the previous, me too. Deep stuff, huh?
I'll get back to you on that.

To those who say life is short, including you Thomas Hobbes,
it is the longest thing we know! That's all I have to say about that.

For future reference, if you are ever compared to a drug, be happy.
Religion is like a drug in that it takes people away from their own self-inflicted pain,
something that only something else divine could heal. Take that
you religious socialites.

Advocate life. The alternative is the equivalent of holding your breath...it's a joke.
Remember the jokes bit?

And why do people put in their two cents?
Is it because one is the loneliest number?
Well, there's my three cents. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 222 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Alex23 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular

Contributed by Alex23 on Saturday, 26th April 2008 @ 04:37:20 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



"Needless to say" needs to be eradicated from our minds.
If it's needless to say, then don't say it. But damn...I use that one.

Invest money in good toothbrushes or even gum.
There's nothing like someone talking and covering their mouth or looking down.
Especially if it's a member from the opposite sex...and worse yet, she might have good teeth.
If I can't look at her teeth, let her have pretty eyes. Give me something.

I want to believe in having faith rather than having faith in believing.
I feel it is healthier for one to put aside the dogma of life and just let loose.
You can't capture running water. Even Einstein couldn't do that.

I love to hear and tell jokes, and you should too.
If you are in church, different story. Or at a funeral. That counts too I suppose.

Read books like you eat food. Unless you weigh under 100 pounds.

My hero Kurt Vonnegut wrote to never use semi-colons; that they are "transvestite hermaphrodites,
representing nothing." I still don't know what he's talking about, but that man changed my life with
that sentence. Have fun, live a little, laugh a lot.

To those still pandering the previous, me too. Deep stuff, huh?
I'll get back to you on that.

To those who say life is short, including you Thomas Hobbes,
it is the longest thing we know! That's all I have to say about that.

For future reference, if you are ever compared to a drug, be happy.
Religion is like a drug in that it takes people away from their own self-inflicted pain,
something that only something else divine could heal. Take that
you religious socialites.

Advocate life. The alternative is the equivalent of holding your breath...it's a joke.
Remember the jokes bit?

And why do people put in their two cents?
Is it because one is the loneliest number?
Well, there's my three cents.




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Re: The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular (User Rating: 1 )
by a7x36 on Saturday, 26th April 2008 @ 06:53:46 PM AEST
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absolutely loved it. especially the teeth part. you rock.


Re: The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Sunday, 27th April 2008 @ 02:17:29 AM AEST
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Very interesting..with some truths to it.... Thanks for sharing this....
Jenni


Re: The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular (User Rating: 1 )
by jesusofholland on Tuesday, 29th April 2008 @ 02:53:03 AM AEST
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Hilarious, intelligent, and very well written! Needless to say, you're a gifted writer; should I have left that part out? Oh! the previous asserted comma should tuck itself back, and act like it's a colon, even if it doesn't feel like one. Great work! I'll be reading more. Does that make cents?


Re: The Chronicles As Told By No One In Particular (User Rating: 1 )
by Lee on Monday, 2nd June 2008 @ 07:07:43 AM AEST
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Entertaining write with much appreciated
irony.
Good stuff




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