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[aid] => mick
[title] => In Between Drinks
[time] => 2008-03-28 20:21:26
[hometext] => Title to be taken literally, but definitely not figuratively. I lost my voice, have you seen it around anywhere?
[bodytext] => Scotch on the rocks never stopped me from believing in santa. Who won that chess championship? Was it the computer, or the unicorn? Maybe it got interrupted by a terrorist attack. Silly terrorists, always blowing things up. Someone should tell them to play nice Before Edward Scissorhands is resurrected in a ball of fiery dissonance. As the ball bounced in front of that car, I grabbed my shotgun and put a bullet in the tire. Now it’s the 3rd inning, let’s get back to business. Los negocios son importantes Y me gusta pollo con queso. Das ist gut, yes sir? How was your meal anyway? Awful you say? Oh, surely you jest. Sorry, I meant joust, surely you joust. Yes, waiter, I do, with a blue lance. Lance, you know him too? Went to secondary school together. Secondary school is quaternary to the actuality presented in the 9th amendment. Nobody knows what that one is, anyway. Would you like a rum and coke, sir? Oh yes, that would be quite lovely. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 273 [topic] => 74 [informant] => a7x36 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => surreal )
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