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[aid] => mick
[title] => CHEEZ ITS!
[time] => 2008-03-25 15:57:31
[hometext] => David Blaine is a demon and he has nothing to do with this poem.
[bodytext] => Zoom! goes the car as it burns a hole in our atmosphere. Where is your God now? Oh, yeah, He’s everywhere. Somebody’s in the kitchen, But at least they didn’t burn the grilled cheese. Skate or die! Vote or die! Or just die! (or just skate?) The symphony orchestra is in disarray After the score spontaneously combusted And the cheese was moldy, too. I’ll paint a picture of your life, But you won’t like it. Panda bears will someday run wild Throughout the Tennessee wilderness And afterthoughts become headlines While the price of mile skyrockets And we give away free condoms and discount abortions. Funny how things can change America will never be the same in our day and age. I’ll be the same age after a day. And things will go from funny to not so funny, But hopefully confusion won’t be so confusing anymore. How does one achieve happiness? What is a hobby horse anyway? This is the world’s finest satin sweater And a beautiful piece of satire. But mostly it’s a bunch of pixels on a hard drive Because it’s easier to type things than write them out by hand. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 221 [topic] => 74 [informant] => a7x36 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => surreal )
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