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Where is your God now?
Oh, yeah, He’s everywhere.

Somebody’s in the kitchen,
But at least they didn’t burn the grilled cheese.

Skate or die!
Vote or die!
Or just die!
(or just skate?)

The symphony orchestra is in disarray
After the score spontaneously combusted
And the cheese was moldy, too.

I’ll paint a picture of your life,
But you won’t like it.

Panda bears will someday run wild
Throughout the Tennessee wilderness
And afterthoughts become headlines
While the price of mile skyrockets
And we give away free condoms and discount abortions.

Funny how things can change
America will never be the same in our day and age.
I’ll be the same age after a day.
And things will go from funny to not so funny,
But hopefully confusion won’t be so confusing anymore.

How does one achieve happiness?
What is a hobby horse anyway?
This is the world’s finest satin sweater
And a beautiful piece of satire.
But mostly it’s a bunch of pixels on a hard drive
Because it’s easier to type things than write them out by hand.
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CHEEZ ITS!

Contributed by a7x36 on Tuesday, 25th March 2008 @ 03:57:31 PM in AEST
Topic: surreal



Zoom! goes the car as it burns a hole in our atmosphere.
Where is your God now?
Oh, yeah, He’s everywhere.

Somebody’s in the kitchen,
But at least they didn’t burn the grilled cheese.

Skate or die!
Vote or die!
Or just die!
(or just skate?)

The symphony orchestra is in disarray
After the score spontaneously combusted
And the cheese was moldy, too.

I’ll paint a picture of your life,
But you won’t like it.

Panda bears will someday run wild
Throughout the Tennessee wilderness
And afterthoughts become headlines
While the price of mile skyrockets
And we give away free condoms and discount abortions.

Funny how things can change
America will never be the same in our day and age.
I’ll be the same age after a day.
And things will go from funny to not so funny,
But hopefully confusion won’t be so confusing anymore.

How does one achieve happiness?
What is a hobby horse anyway?
This is the world’s finest satin sweater
And a beautiful piece of satire.
But mostly it’s a bunch of pixels on a hard drive
Because it’s easier to type things than write them out by hand.




Copyright © a7x36 ... [ 2008-03-25 15:57:31]
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Re: CHEEZ ITS! (User Rating: 1 )
by Marrs on Tuesday, 25th March 2008 @ 05:38:25 PM AEST
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I actually really enjoyed reading this.
Thanks for writing it.


Re: CHEEZ ITS! (User Rating: 1 )
by BRIDGI on Wednesday, 26th March 2008 @ 12:53:16 AM AEST
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i liked it...it made me giggle...just like how it was...but i enjoyed it...

BRidgette


Re: CHEEZ ITS! (User Rating: 1 )
by Aysha on Thursday, 27th March 2008 @ 03:10:34 PM AEST
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This was so fun to read!!!
I very much enjoyed this piece


Aysha




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