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[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Demolisher
[time] => 2003-03-09 19:40:00
[hometext] => For every pick-up line, there is a come-back.
[bodytext] => Dressed for a night on the town
with pumps, push-up and hair she flatened her stomach so smart then walked in the bar with flair! Each head turned her way as she walked cross the floor with delirious ease she stood at the bar and ordered as a sales-man said, "I'll pay if you please!" "Don't I know you?" an opening line "Don't think so," came her answer to tease she drank down the hot firey whiskey turned her head without even a please. He moved closer-she felt his breath as he touched her sensuous form "I am a modern Adonis." he boasted she turned with eyes in a storm! "I want you!" he said now shaking punted "I am a ton of dynamite!" so quick She licked her lips and grabbed his crotch "Yeah right, with only a half inch of wick!" [comments] => 2 [counter] => 165 [topic] => 7 [informant] => twinkletoes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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