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Array ( [sid] => 139947 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => If I Where A Fly [time] => 2008-01-22 05:14:42 [hometext] => [bodytext] => If I were a fly on the wall I would
Never sleep,

I would hear all

See all

If I were a fly on the wall I would
Tell all.

No, don’t think so

You might as well forget about
The thing called sleep

I would harass you day and night
And fade into the darkness

I will eat your food and continue
To grow

Bigger and bigger I will grow

I still will retain my power to fade
Within the walls

To my safe haven called home

For this specified state I will surrender
My all

My safety is met within your walls, I
Call home

While I do these treacherous deeds

But I certainly would buy me a
Pair of seeing glasses and

Keep them free of lint and dust

I would perch my self high above
Close to the ceiling,

Your head is my target

Moon pies is my bombs

Just whistling around your head
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

But, want it be fun?

You’ll dry your face from all the water
That spill’s and leak's

“Oops”

Excuse me,

These were not of my intention

Don’t hit me sir, please sir don’t hit
Me,

I’ll find another home just let me
Fly away

“Hehehehe”

"Thinking"

Into another wall in your house
But,

Close to wherever you sit not to
Miss any fun

In silence I’m thinking of making
Myself a new home

We’ll make our home as we feed and
Become an nuisance

Flying and buzzing, buzzing around your
Head

Singing you will never rid yourself of me

I will only make more of my litter

To infest your home with my off spring

Our species rise to be stronger as one

[comments] => 5 [counter] => 269 [topic] => 7 [informant] => honey56 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 17 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

If I Where A Fly

Contributed by honey56 on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 @ 05:14:42 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

If I were a fly on the wall I would
Never sleep,

I would hear all

See all

If I were a fly on the wall I would
Tell all.

No, don’t think so

You might as well forget about
The thing called sleep

I would harass you day and night
And fade into the darkness

I will eat your food and continue
To grow

Bigger and bigger I will grow

I still will retain my power to fade
Within the walls

To my safe haven called home

For this specified state I will surrender
My all

My safety is met within your walls, I
Call home

While I do these treacherous deeds

But I certainly would buy me a
Pair of seeing glasses and

Keep them free of lint and dust

I would perch my self high above
Close to the ceiling,

Your head is my target

Moon pies is my bombs

Just whistling around your head
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

But, want it be fun?

You’ll dry your face from all the water
That spill’s and leak's

“Oops”

Excuse me,

These were not of my intention

Don’t hit me sir, please sir don’t hit
Me,

I’ll find another home just let me
Fly away

“Hehehehe”

"Thinking"

Into another wall in your house
But,

Close to wherever you sit not to
Miss any fun

In silence I’m thinking of making
Myself a new home

We’ll make our home as we feed and
Become an nuisance

Flying and buzzing, buzzing around your
Head

Singing you will never rid yourself of me

I will only make more of my litter

To infest your home with my off spring

Our species rise to be stronger as one

Copyright Â© honey56 ... [ 2008-01-22 05:14:42]
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Re: If I Where A Fly (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 @ 05:24:48 AM AEST
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This made me smile.
I loved it top to bottom. The topic is brilliant.

Michelle

Re: If I Where A Fly (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 @ 05:42:18 AM AEST
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This is cute and interesting to say the least.
hummm, ? lol. you wanna be realy powerful, be a fly trap and then capture who ever it is you wish, or a spider, ah! even better . . .

Ben

Re: If I Where A Fly (User Rating: 1 )
by irodethetrain2u on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 @ 05:45:48 AM AEST
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Very cute!

Re: If I Where A Fly (User Rating: 1 )
by ribbons_and_lace09 on Tuesday, 22nd January 2008 @ 06:01:45 AM AEST
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cute! kudos!
always,
megan

Re: If I Where A Fly (User Rating: 1 )
by UnknownLegend on Sunday, 27th January 2008 @ 01:10:54 PM AEST
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The life span of a fly is.....Males live for 15 days, females up to 26 if they have access to milk, sugar, and water. .....throw in a credit card and they could live forever...... swat !!!!!!! will be more selective when I swing. Not sure if it would be better to swat the male and put him out of his misery or maybe the female and give him a few extra days .....lol Cute concept ..... and interesting thought

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