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[aid] => mick
[title] => Help me Robin, Help Help me Robin
[time] => 2008-01-13 09:16:43
[hometext] => I sent this to Robin McGraw. All you menopausal women out there can appreciate this poem.
[bodytext] => Robin, can you help me Age fifty’s round the bend And though I try to look my best I can no more pretend To be a youthful grandma For on my face it shows The wrinkles, lines and age spots I’ve really lost my glow And now my chin is sagging I don’t know what to do But looking in the mirror It makes me feel so blue This downhill journey started When at forty-six years old They took my female organs “I’ll feel better” I was told And as my periods ended The real nightmare appeared Sweaty days and sleepless nights This was what I had feared The doctor tried to tell me A patch of estrogen Would make me feel much better Just like a long lost friend So after months of sweating I slapped a patch on me And though I felt much cooler My weight soon seemed to be Climbing and not stopping The pounds were packing on And looking in the mirror My girlish figure gone There soon were other problems The hormones were to blame And though I choose to stop the patch My weight still stayed the same I exercise like crazy Boy, do I really sweat And I will lose a pound or two Then gain them with regret So now I’m almost fifty My story I have told Help me find my friend called youth Who left me looking old [comments] => 3 [counter] => 253 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MemeCaroline [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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