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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Luther and Sweet Lorraine
[time] => 2003-03-07 21:20:00
[hometext] => Thinking of getting old? Try to work past it.
[bodytext] => They were both 78,
Not all that great, But they were rather a good match, Since neither one would be considered a catch, Luther and Sweet Lorraine, Moved in together, To consider mutual pain, Luther had bursitis, Lorraine, of course, arthritis, Their idea of foreplay, Was to take each other's blood pressure, Every other day, Still, the Reverend Hellfire shouted, "You two be livin' in sin!" To which Luther replied, "Wonderful! Can you tell me when it will begin?" [comments] => 8 [counter] => 184 [topic] => 7 [informant] => WillBerry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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