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[sid] => 138537
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Socks
[time] => 2007-11-16 01:40:50
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My wife got mad and nearly caved my head in with a rock. She got mad because all I bought her for christmas was a pair of socks. She used all of her money to buy me a big screen television. Being a cheapskate turned out to be a really bad decision. That was a gift that she really hated. She grabbed a knife and now I'm castrated. Now I get laughed at by lots of men. I bought my wife socks but never again. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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