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[sid] => 138436
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => You weren't delivered by a stork!
[time] => 2007-11-12 01:12:06
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute. But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute. Stop telling people that you were delivered by the stork. It's stupid and it makes you sound like a dork. You're embarrassing yourself and you're embarrassing me too. Stop telling that story and people might stop laughing at you. You try my patience and it's very irritating to have you for a brother. If you don't stop telling that story, I'll tell people that you and I don't know one another. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 240 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => arabic [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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