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[aid] => mick
[title] => Full house
[time] => 2007-10-23 23:49:33
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => It's very frustrating because fifteen people live in my house. Six of them are my relatives and the rest are relatives of my spouse. We're packed in like sardines and I can't even breathe. I've tried and tried but I can't get the freeloaders to leave. They eat all of my food and I've never been reimbursed. My wife wants me to leave but I was here first. My brother-in-law got my sister pregnant and she's going to have twins. I want somebody to shoot me to get me out of this mess that I'm in. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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