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[sid] => 137872
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Garfield
[time] => 2007-10-17 00:41:36
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Last month I bought Garfield the cat. Several hours later I really regretted that. He kept eating all of my food and kicking my dog off the table. I wanted to afford food for him but I wasn't able. Last week I couldn't believe what I saw. Garfield took a dump on my new couch and that was the last straw. I put him in a box and shipped him over sea. I feel sorry for the person who gets him in Germany. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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