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Lover of Lies, Damn Lies

Contributed by spike on Friday, 12th October 2007 @ 04:30:21 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry






What weaseling mendacity
That you pedal with audacity!
Brazen acts of deception,
More dark habits than a nun’s convention
Politicians are spin masters
Used car salesman sell disasters
I’ve never heard such hokum;
If I had a stick I’d poke ‘em
But all pale in attempts
To match your wilful fraudulence

With all the bogus stories said,
You couldn’t lie straight in bed!
You are the master of deceit,
Your bag of lies stretched and replete
Lying to kick it, to just fit in
Don’t you know it‘s still a sin?
All your fibs will take its toll,
Karmic weights upon your soul
Such untruths have earned my ire

Liar, Liar pant’s on fire!




Copyright © spike ... [ 2007-10-12 04:30:21]
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 12th October 2007 @ 04:36:50 AM AEST
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Having the live performance of this lively piece right next to me promotes a laughter far greater than the written magnificence of the internet page. As usual, Spike, a masterful spoutin' o' words.

wabl
KenMoore
cowboy


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 12:19:01 AM AEST
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Hee Hee Damn truthful schtuff here, man. Oh, how I wish I'd get the live performance as well. Remember me man, Missouri....on the way to Illinois. *smiles*
Peace, love, and hugs,
Laura


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by Nazmythian on Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 03:41:57 PM AEST
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I find humour in the fact that this is posted after Cradle .... "You couldn’t lie straight in bed"

But in a big enough bed ... you don't have too ... right ?

You earned a real big lopsided grin there Spikester.

Nazzy ~


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 11:02:14 PM AEST
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lol

a delightful adult take on the children's rhyme, S. And now,
it has got me thinking, what the heck inspired this? Perhaps a
bad experience with a used car salesman. lol How redundant
it the word "bad" in that sentence? Is there ever a "good" experience?

lol anyway, great flow here, Spikers. Enjoyed this one.
Thanks for the smile =)

~Breezy


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 14th October 2007 @ 04:11:41 AM AEST
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Humour yes,but a touch of anger here too, I think?
I like you in a humorously angry mood(laughs)
Someone's been at the pork pies and now they have a real, hot arse.(laughs again)

Den


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by Dom on Monday, 15th October 2007 @ 12:58:05 AM AEST
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This has a wonderful taunting feel to it, and wow did that last line take me straight back to childhood!

Brilliant write, made me laugh!

Dom


Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies (User Rating: 1 )
by endlesspath on Tuesday, 11th December 2007 @ 01:45:31 PM AEST
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was cute, and picture to the words......I loved it........You inspire with alot of the words you give writes........Smiles........


Endless




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