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[sid] => 137689
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Egged
[time] => 2007-10-05 23:00:52
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When I was eight, I went trick or treating as Mickey Mouse. When a man refused to give me some candy, I egged his house. My friends started cheering because they were proud of me. But I didn't know that the man has a son who's seven feet three. He ripped off my costume and I forgot to wear anything underneath. I had to cover my genitalia and my butt with a rock and a leaf. I have something very important to say to you. Don't egg anybody's house because they might have a son who's over seven feet tall too. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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