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[aid] => mick
[title] => Free Steak
[time] => 2007-09-16 07:21:02
[hometext] => Inspired by that song that goes like 'don't gimmie no lines, and keep ur hands to urself', dont ask me how lol
[bodytext] => I ordered a steak, They gave me a bone, It was then that I knew, This aint near home, I said “what do you call this?” They said “A T- Bone Surprise.” I said “Gimmie a steak,” “Or I’ll gouge out your eyes!” My waiter started runnin, He was headed for the door, I grabbed his sissy lil scarf, And threw ‘em to floor, The manager came out, Said “What the hell is this?” A 400 pound man, And god he was ******. He grabbed up two chairs, The customers fell out, He whirled them around, Takin several lights out. I dived for the bar, Grabbed a bottle but then, Got hit in the eye, With a hot sauce tin, Cursin n wailin, I broke the bottle on the ground, Started slingin it everywhere, Flesh could be found, Got the big guy in the arm, Dropped one of his chairs, Kicked him in the nuts, He dropped the other one there, As he sake to the floor, Pukin up tea, I sat at the bar, “Now I want my steak free.” [comments] => 1 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => shinji_kusa [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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