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[aid] => mick
[title] => Married more times than Elizabeth Taylor
[time] => 2007-09-02 00:27:13
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated. But most of them left because I cheated. My last wife left because I have the mouth of a sailor. I've been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor. Is adultery really grounds for a divorce? When I ask my therapist, he says of course. I've been married eighteen times and I'm only thirty-six. When I get married, my wives usually leave pretty damn quick. When it comes to a certain part of my anatomy, I'm not well-endowed. That doesn't help and neither does having the face of a sow. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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