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[sid] => 137068
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[aid] => mick
[title] => V8
[time] => 2007-08-31 01:15:25
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I've been watching those V8 commercials on TV. But when I emulate them, people beat the crap out of me. When people tell me that they don't drink V8, I smack their foreheads. That always gets me confined to a hospital bed. It pains me to say this, but some people have no class. When I smacked a guy yesterday, he shoved my V8 bottle up my ***. Those V8 commercials should warn people not to really smack people's heads. They get away with it on TV but in real life they get their ***** kicked instead. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 297 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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