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[sid] => 136935
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Not a stud
[time] => 2007-08-23 23:59:53
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I have the IQ of Kelly Bundy and the looks of her brother Bud. When women and I go in the bedroom, they always call me a dud. I'm such a lousy lover that I make Mickey Rooney look like Fabio. When I ask the ladies if I can see them again, they tell me where I can go. I've come to realize that I am not a stud. My name is Randy but to women my name is mud. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 179 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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