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Uglier than sin
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 19th August 2007 @ 11:09:41 PM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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Every woman changes after we go on a date.
They become lesbians when they were previously straight.
I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack.
I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack.
One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her.
Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister.
I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see.
They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.
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Re: Uglier than sin
(User Rating: 1 ) by madhusudan on
Sunday, 19th August 2007 @ 11:39:34 PM AEST (User
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haha, ok i dont know what to make of this...i found this really funny...not in the real sense of course, coz im not sure in what frame of mind you wrote this...but i really found this a funny piece... |
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Re: Uglier than sin
(User Rating: 1 ) by EternitysLyre on
Monday, 20th August 2007 @ 03:49:17 AM AEST (User
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Pretty, witty, and...pretty witty. It's limerick material if you had the mind for it. |
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