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[sid] => 135318
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Fast food lawsuit
[time] => 2007-06-17 23:30:37
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => After eating at McDonald's, I got fat. I decided to sue them for that. I ate egg McMuffins and Big Macs all day long. People say that I got myself fat and that suing McDonald's was wrong. I break every chair I sit on and it drives me to tears. I haven't seen my ***** in over three years. My attorney said I'd win but I lost. McDonald's countersued and won and I hate to think of what it cost. I had to sell all of my possessions and now I live in a cave. My beard reaches down to my feet because I can't afford a razor to shave. I was greedy and I paid the price. If you're thinking about suing McDonald's, you'd better think twice. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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