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Array ( [sid] => 135115 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Get Laid [time] => 2007-06-10 15:01:52 [hometext] => Okay...a tad bit of sarcasm mixed with a tad bit of dark humor. [bodytext] =>

I think I want to do you...oops
~~*blushes slightly*~~
See what you're all about
It's been some years, my brother
since I've been down another lovers' route

I can't hire me no prostitutes
No that just would not do
I cannot do a total stranger
Baby, how the hell could you?

Yeah, I am branded and I'm burned
I feel I must get around
I want to choose me a lover
~~*shhhhhhhhhhhhh*~~
Don't make a freaking sound

Sit back and be the one lost
Yeah, be the one betrayed
Cause baby I've been thinking
I just need to get laid

5-29-07
Laura Horner [comments] => 9 [counter] => 458 [topic] => 56 [informant] => deadheadpoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 11 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )

Get Laid

Contributed by deadheadpoet on Sunday, 10th June 2007 @ 03:01:52 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

I think I want to do you...oops
~~*blushes slightly*~~
See what you're all about
It's been some years, my brother
since I've been down another lovers' route

I can't hire me no prostitutes
No that just would not do
I cannot do a total stranger
Baby, how the hell could you?

Yeah, I am branded and I'm burned
I feel I must get around
I want to choose me a lover
~~*shhhhhhhhhhhhh*~~
Don't make a freaking sound

Sit back and be the one lost
Yeah, be the one betrayed
Cause baby I've been thinking
I just need to get laid

5-29-07
Laura Horner

Copyright © deadheadpoet ... [ 2007-06-10 15:01:52]
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Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 12:24:14 AM AEST
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and what did he have to say to that one??

Good venting write sis. I wont say anything else..

Michelle

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by Beautitreats on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 02:13:56 AM AEST
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Sacastic...but to the point. A great read!

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by MisfitMe on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 06:50:13 AM AEST
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Hurting in return as we have been hurt...promises so much, but doesn't
make good on it's promises...still, I have a feeling you already know that, soooo
good venting, poetsis!

BigLoveMuchPeace
~me

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 08:43:00 AM AEST
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oh laura ... there is a tender pain inside your words,
sis. I can hardly comment on this, hun.

Hoping for mended hearts and souls , sweetie.

So emotive, hun ... and painfully so.

here for you ~

*hugs*
~Breezy

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by Nates_JrAT on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 11:38:13 AM AEST
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sarcasm doesn't suite you well.....good though

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by 5MinutePoet on Monday, 11th June 2007 @ 12:18:43 PM AEST
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i like it, Of course the problem with the american written english read situation is that some words, like route, are pronounced quite differently. Just a little something that had to keep me on my toes to make some sense of it all.

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by darkangeleyes57 on Tuesday, 12th June 2007 @ 12:03:59 AM AEST
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I liked this.. I hope that you gave this to him.. Sometimes it is good to hurt the one who hurt you.. You get to the point where it just doesn't matter how they feel because they have stomped on you, lied to you, made you feel horrible, cheated, and abused your very soul and being.. But revenge sometimes can hurt you as well.. I didn't mean to go into a little rant... I just have things on my mind..

This was a good vent.. Keep writing it out and talking about it.. It always helps.. Well done.. I did really like this..

Take care
Christina

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by Crow on Tuesday, 12th June 2007 @ 07:17:29 AM AEST
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I know what lies here, been there. good writing and venting my friend. Vincent

Re: Get Laid (User Rating: 1 )
by reprobate on Thursday, 6th September 2007 @ 02:05:50 AM AEST
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Hmmm...very interesting! My only question, will it make you better?
Excellent read!
thanks for sharing...

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