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[sid] => 134832
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Sandwich Shop
[time] => 2007-05-31 10:25:13
[hometext] => I wrote this one rainy, bored day after I got home from a local sandwich shop.
[bodytext] => One day at the sandwich shop I ordered my food and got some soda pop But when my meal was ready I became quite flustered Because they forgot the mustard. So I put on Mustard, mustard, mustard mustard mustard Mustard, mustard, mustard mustard mustard So then I sat down and took a big bite A really big bite that filled my mouth with delight! And then with soda and bucket in hand Walked by my friend, Dan. So I said Hey Dan, hey Dan, hey Dan hey Dan hey Dan! Hey Dan, hey Dan, hey Dan hey Dan hey Dan! Then Dan turned around and gave me the finger A piece of his KFC bucket of chicken fingers! And the, I waved good-bye and returned to my food This boy walked by with a toy Pikachu! And it said “Pika, Pika, Pika Pika Pika!” “Pika, Pika, Pika Pika Pika!” Flying in the sky was cool air plane Cruising through the clouds with a girl named Mary Jane! And then while taking a sip of my soda I remembered that guy from Star Wars, Yoda, who said “Luke use, Luke use, Luke use Luke use the force!” “Luke use, Luke use, Luke use Luke use the force!” At another table was a person I don’t know An unfamiliar face who I’ll just call Joe Joe was chowing down on a big Italian sub A big Italian sub with bubbly soda- blub! Little did Joe know, enjoying his snack, That the New England Mafia was about to have him whacked! And their guns went Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang bang bang bang bang! Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang bang bang bang bang! Sitting at my booth in the sandwich shop Somewhere in Kansas, there is a corn crop After I finished my ham and cheese, I left a small tip, because my waitress never said ‘Please!’ So I left a Dollar, dollar, dollar dollar dollar! Dollar, dollar, dollar dollar dollar! And then I left. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 258 [topic] => 34 [informant] => Dimes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SongLyrics )
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