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[sid] => 134648
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => LOL JUST A FUNNY
[time] => 2007-05-24 03:30:22
[hometext] => OK I KNOW I WILL PROBABLY GET SOME CRAP FOR THIS BUT IT WAS FUN WRITTING IT LOL
[bodytext] => A SERENE SCENE OF HILLTOP FLOWERS FROLLIKING IN THE SUMMER BREEZE THE WINTER BEAR NOW OUT OF THEIR SLUMBER GETTING THIER FILL OF SPAWNING SALMON SPRING FAWNS FEEDING ON THE LUSH GREENERY IN THE MEADOWS PASTURES THEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH ,THE BEAR THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN HYBERNATION FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT ,IT'S THAT DREADED WIFE NOW PEACEFULL THOUGHTS TURN INTO YOUR OWN LIVING NIGHTMARE WITH QUESTIONS OF ,ARE WE THERE YET ,I HAVE TO PEE,I WILL NOT PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!! WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE COUNTRY WHEN WE COULD STAY AT HOME AND YOU COULD PAINT THE HOUSE BY NOW I HAVE ABOUT HAD IT ,I TURN THE RADIO UP A SOOTHING VOICE CATCHES MY ATTENTION,IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL IS PLAYING ,AHHH RELAXATION ONCE AGAIN MOUNTAIN TOPS OF FRESH POWDER ,STREAMS AS PURE AS MOTHER NATURE INTENDED ,LAKES SO BLUE YOU CAN SEE THIER DEPTHS FROM A DISTANCE THEN THAT VOICE AGAIN,HOW MUCH FURTHER,THEY BETTER HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING,I HOPE YOU BROUGHT THE SANATIZER,WHO KNOWS WHAT DESIESE SOME ONE HAD THAT SLEPT IN THOSE BEDS BEFORE US BEFORE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I AM DRIVING ALONE SINGING TO THE RADIO HAVING THE GRANDEST OF TIMES THINKING TO MYSELF THIS IS HOW VACATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOPE SHE FINDS A RIDE HOME,BUT I DID LEAVE HER AT A BIKER BAR ,I AM SURE SHE CAN MAKE DO HMMMM I WONDER IF I WILL GET THE DIVORCE PAPERS BEFORE I GET HOME [comments] => 3 [counter] => 187 [topic] => 7 [informant] => MILLER_GENUINE_SWINE [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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