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Array ( [sid] => 134648 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => LOL JUST A FUNNY [time] => 2007-05-24 03:30:22 [hometext] => OK I KNOW I WILL PROBABLY GET SOME CRAP FOR THIS BUT IT WAS FUN WRITTING IT LOL [bodytext] =>

A SERENE SCENE OF HILLTOP FLOWERS FROLLIKING IN THE SUMMER BREEZE

THE WINTER BEAR NOW OUT OF THEIR SLUMBER GETTING THIER FILL OF SPAWNING SALMON

SPRING FAWNS FEEDING ON THE LUSH GREENERY IN THE MEADOWS PASTURES

THEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH ,THE BEAR THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN HYBERNATION FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE

YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT ,IT'S THAT DREADED WIFE

NOW PEACEFULL THOUGHTS TURN INTO YOUR OWN LIVING NIGHTMARE

WITH QUESTIONS OF ,ARE WE THERE YET ,I HAVE TO PEE,I WILL NOT PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!! WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE COUNTRY WHEN WE COULD STAY AT HOME AND YOU COULD PAINT THE HOUSE

BY NOW I HAVE ABOUT HAD IT ,I TURN THE RADIO UP A SOOTHING VOICE CATCHES MY ATTENTION,IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL IS PLAYING ,AHHH RELAXATION ONCE AGAIN

MOUNTAIN TOPS OF FRESH POWDER ,STREAMS AS PURE AS MOTHER NATURE INTENDED ,LAKES SO BLUE YOU CAN SEE THIER DEPTHS FROM A DISTANCE

THEN THAT VOICE AGAIN,HOW MUCH FURTHER,THEY BETTER HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING,I HOPE YOU BROUGHT THE SANATIZER,WHO KNOWS WHAT DESIESE SOME ONE HAD THAT SLEPT IN THOSE BEDS BEFORE US

BEFORE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I AM DRIVING ALONE SINGING TO THE RADIO HAVING THE GRANDEST OF TIMES THINKING TO MYSELF THIS IS HOW VACATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE

HOPE SHE FINDS A RIDE HOME,BUT I DID LEAVE HER AT A BIKER BAR ,I AM SURE SHE CAN MAKE DO

HMMMM I WONDER IF I WILL GET THE DIVORCE PAPERS BEFORE I GET HOME

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LOL JUST A FUNNY

Contributed by MILLER_GENUINE_SWINE on Thursday, 24th May 2007 @ 03:30:22 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





A SERENE SCENE OF HILLTOP FLOWERS FROLLIKING IN THE SUMMER BREEZE

THE WINTER BEAR NOW OUT OF THEIR SLUMBER GETTING THIER FILL OF SPAWNING SALMON

SPRING FAWNS FEEDING ON THE LUSH GREENERY IN THE MEADOWS PASTURES

THEN SHE OPENS HER MOUTH ,THE BEAR THAT SHOULD STILL BE IN HYBERNATION FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE

YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT ,IT'S THAT DREADED WIFE

NOW PEACEFULL THOUGHTS TURN INTO YOUR OWN LIVING NIGHTMARE

WITH QUESTIONS OF ,ARE WE THERE YET ,I HAVE TO PEE,I WILL NOT PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!! WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE COUNTRY WHEN WE COULD STAY AT HOME AND YOU COULD PAINT THE HOUSE

BY NOW I HAVE ABOUT HAD IT ,I TURN THE RADIO UP A SOOTHING VOICE CATCHES MY ATTENTION,IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL IS PLAYING ,AHHH RELAXATION ONCE AGAIN

MOUNTAIN TOPS OF FRESH POWDER ,STREAMS AS PURE AS MOTHER NATURE INTENDED ,LAKES SO BLUE YOU CAN SEE THIER DEPTHS FROM A DISTANCE

THEN THAT VOICE AGAIN,HOW MUCH FURTHER,THEY BETTER HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING,I HOPE YOU BROUGHT THE SANATIZER,WHO KNOWS WHAT DESIESE SOME ONE HAD THAT SLEPT IN THOSE BEDS BEFORE US

BEFORE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I AM DRIVING ALONE SINGING TO THE RADIO HAVING THE GRANDEST OF TIMES THINKING TO MYSELF THIS IS HOW VACATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE

HOPE SHE FINDS A RIDE HOME,BUT I DID LEAVE HER AT A BIKER BAR ,I AM SURE SHE CAN MAKE DO

HMMMM I WONDER IF I WILL GET THE DIVORCE PAPERS BEFORE I GET HOME





Copyright © MILLER_GENUINE_SWINE ... [ 2007-05-24 03:30:22]
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Re: LOL JUST A FUNNY (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Thursday, 24th May 2007 @ 06:59:36 AM AEST
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LMAO (but men and women both can be whiny) *wink*
Peace, Laura


Re: LOL JUST A FUNNY (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Thursday, 24th May 2007 @ 12:11:11 PM AEST
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Meh GET OVER IT/////////a;; wont divorce, you JUST hurt you!!!!!! HAhahAhahAHAHAHAHHAahahaha......easily done


so hugs and love you

brew~


Re: LOL JUST A FUNNY (User Rating: 1 )
by katy on Monday, 28th May 2007 @ 01:33:01 AM AEST
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i liked that that poem ad me in fits ppl need 2 grow up if their gonna complain bout that its just a bit of humour




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