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Array ( [sid] => 134481 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I kicked Al Gore's *** [time] => 2007-05-18 21:51:23 [hometext] => I got the idea for this fictional poem after watching Mad TV. [bodytext] => Last week I got a visit from Al Gore.
I beat the hell out of him and he doesn't want to see me anymore.
He asked me to give him my car keys.
When he told me what he was going to do, it angered me.
He said he was going to destroy my car because it's bad for the environment.
When he tried to take the keys, the hospital was where he was sent.
Gore thought he was being smart but he got himself in a pickle.
He could've taken anything else but I broke his bones when he tried to take my vehicle. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

I kicked Al Gore's ***

Contributed by randyjohnson on Friday, 18th May 2007 @ 09:51:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Last week I got a visit from Al Gore.
I beat the hell out of him and he doesn't want to see me anymore.
He asked me to give him my car keys.
When he told me what he was going to do, it angered me.
He said he was going to destroy my car because it's bad for the environment.
When he tried to take the keys, the hospital was where he was sent.
Gore thought he was being smart but he got himself in a pickle.
He could've taken anything else but I broke his bones when he tried to take my vehicle.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2007-05-18 21:51:23]
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Re: I kicked Al Gore's *** (User Rating: 1 )
by deadheadpoet on Saturday, 19th May 2007 @ 04:15:24 PM AEST
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I'm sorry, I usually don't leave negative comments...ya know the "if you don't have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all". Well, I'll be typing this. This is ridiculous. Ya write a goofy poem about kicking a man's ***. Really, you are silly. Maybe it's just because I'm such a supporter of Al. Damn good man, who speaks out for our planet and our environment. Maybe your next write could be how Tipper kicked your ***. Sorry, you just write some silly stuff sometimes, man, and well this was just waaaaaaay silly. By all means, keep writing and expressing yourself though....that's what it's all about. (just giving my honest opinion)
Peace, Laura

Re: I kicked Al Gore's *** (User Rating: 1 )
by Harsh on Monday, 12th July 2010 @ 12:13:55 AM AEST
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