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[sid] => 133472
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Lost
[time] => 2007-04-13 05:54:58
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => When it comes to choosing roads to drive on, my cousin always makes the wrong selections. He gets lost and he's a man so you know he doesn't ask for directions. He got lost in a town that's full of prostitutes and pimps. He got out of there as fast as he could because he's a wimp. Last week he got lost in a town that's full of hillbillies. He accidentally smashed into somebody's trailer and they slapped him silly. If you're like my cousin, don't drive a car. You'll be better off staying where you are. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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