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[sid] => 133449
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Five star restaurant
[time] => 2007-04-12 05:46:50
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My arms, legs and ribs have been broken and I'm wearing a neck collar. It happened when I went to a five star restaurant and was charged three hundred dollars. All my wife and I had were a couple of steaks. When I told the owner that I didn't have enough money, a lot of bones started to break. He dumped a pot of linguini and clams over my head and then jabbed me in the **** with a fork. He burned my hands on his stove and I started crying like a little dork. He started beating me and he wouldn't quit. He beat me so hard that it made me ****. You may be laughing at me, you may think it's funny. But you won't find it so amusing if you ever go to that restaurant without enough money. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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