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[sid] => 133114
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Stuck!
[time] => 2007-03-28 07:49:24
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm stuck in this elevator with a dead man and he smells very bad. I have to get out of here before I go mad. I've been in this elevator for two days, it's not pretty in here. The stench is so bad that it has reduced me to tears. People are ignoring me, I know they've heard me shout. Will I have to become a cannibal if I can't get out? If you're wondering if this has been a pleasant experience, the answer is no. If I can't get out, maybe I can start jumping up and down and make this elevator plummet fifty-three stories below. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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