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[sid] => 133096
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I'm not bigfoot!
[time] => 2007-03-27 07:39:38
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => People think I'm a beast because I'm hairy. They run when they see me because they think I'm scary. They think I'm bigfoot but that's not true. They think that because I wear size eighteen shoes. When people look at me, they think a monster is what they're seeing. They're shocked when they learn that I'm just a hairy human being. I went to a girls house for a blind date and you should've saw her run. I was sterile for a year because her dad shot me in the ***** with a tranquilizer gun. When I went to a diner last night, everybody ran. I'm getting tired of people thinking I'm a monster just because I'm a hairy and smelly man. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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